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BangBoomCrashPOW – #2
Welcome to this weeks BangBoomCrashPOW! For this week, let's have some fun with other people's pictures! Captions!
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Stupid Fat American
Hey Everyone,
I wanted to share this picture. This was my fortune from my fortune cookie I had for desert after eating my dinner. I found it rather rude that they rub it in my face that "A healthy body will benefit me forever" after I ate their greasy, fattening yet delicious Spicy Beef and Scallops with White Rice. I bet all the Chinese employees were having a good laugh at me once I left. They were probably like, "Oh, fat American go home and eat Chinese food to make him fatter. Then later he open cookie and make him feel bad. Then he throw up Chinese food cause he's stupid fatty American and I spit in spicy sauce. He pay with American Express and watch baseball and love Jonas Brothers." My translation is probably off, but I bet it's close
Anyway, I thought it was a bit humorous and thought I'd share. Me and Mike are filming soon so hopefully we'll put some new skits up for you soon. Till then, feel free to watch any of our older skits. They're still good as they have no expiration date and are guaranteed fresh.
Lastly, you may notice my eyes are two different colors and I have excessive facial hair. I'll just let everyone know now, yes, I am half Werewolf.
Fun with captions…
I like to cruise the scene that is Google Images and add a little "zest" to them...and by "zest" I mean "flavor". Oh, and by "flavor" I mean "captions"...
Alien sightings!
Ok, tell me Tila Tequilla is NOT an alien in the guise of a young attention whore Hollywood actress. Think of it, it's perfect! While she's confusing entertaining us with her TV shows, songs, etc. she is actually stealing blueprints of nuclear power plants and schematics of jet planes! I mean seriously, I heard that once she and an alien were in a police lineup for abducting a guy in Omaha and when they asked the guy to point out which one it was that abducted him, he said "I'm pretty sure both". True story!
And it tasted fine…
Again from the department of REAL images that are not 'not-funny', this is a Dum-Dums Lollipops lollipop wrapper. This wrapper was from a brand new lollipop. There are only several reasons why the wrapper text is what it is:
1.) The lollipop is 47 years old (and it tasted fine)
2.) Math is not a part of the application process at Dum-Dums
3.) The Dum-Dums factory does not exist here in 2007, but operates only in the future - in the year 2060...
I will accept NO other reasoning for this wrapper!
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